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M. Night Shyamalan supernatural romance co-written by Nicholas Sparks; Jake Gyllenhaal and Phoebe Dynevor. Punted from 2026.
The Big Picture · Discussion · Interview
September 11, 2026/ 181 min/ Sean Fennessey · Amanda Dobbins
Amanda's back from Venice. The two tally a record summer box office and grade their own busted prediction game, then run through the late-summer titles they caught up on. After that, Sean and Ben David Grabinski spend an hour on Abel Ferrara.
57 films across 5 segments.
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Movie newsreboots, remakes, and a Shyamalan-Sparks romance
M. Night Shyamalan supernatural romance co-written by Nicholas Sparks; Jake Gyllenhaal and Phoebe Dynevor. Punted from 2026.
Paul Feig attached to a new version; neither host has seen this one.
The Carell-Hathaway remake; cited as a dud they confuse with Date Night.
Carell and Fey; the movie their memories keep merging with Get Smart.
The winners and losers of the summera record $4.76B season
$2.4B worldwide, $923M domestic. The everyone-movie: kids and adults both. Neither guessed near it.
Nolan's biggest, $1.63B; highest-grossing R-rated and IMAX release ever. $289M from IMAX.
Bad pre-release press, still $1B worldwide and Lionsgate's biggest. First billion-dollar biopic; Jafar Jackson delivers.
Curry Barker's $750K horror made $512M worldwide off no stars. Breakout turn from Indy Navarrete. The season's real shock.
Kane Parsons; $394M. A YouTube-lore IP for a generation that isn't them.
Markiplier self-distributed it to $50M-plus off pure fan demand.
Fans forced Warner Bros. to release it; headed for $50M-plus.
Smaller title that just did good business and stuck with people.
Another modest hit that justified itself.
$700M worldwide on a two-month photo-call tour. Underserved audience: women who like to have fun.
Roughly a billion; third-highest Pixar ever. A Jessie movie. Sean liked it more than Amanda.
Live-action bomb, $315M worldwide. Sean's biggest prediction miss and maybe the end of Disney live-action.
$518M reads as failure only against a franchise that clears $900M a pop; still profitable on ~$85M.
$178M. Underperformance that felt like closing the TV-era chapter of Star Wars.
$126M. Tier-two superhero movies don't work; emblematic of a brutal Warner Bros. summer.
$113M theatrical bomb, then a top Amazon streaming debut. Poses whether a streaming-only sequel makes more sense.
Live-action anime adaptation; Amanda saw it at Venice and hated the energy drop from the animation.
The summer movie preview gamebox-office and Metacritic predictions, tallied
Sean nailed it cold: 74 Metacritic and $121M guessed against 74 and $117M actual.
Amanda's big miss at $160M; it made $9.9M. Big Jim finally missed.
Guesses of $26M and $16M; made $2.6M.
A clip reel; overshot at $81M and $60M, made $18M.
Guessed $76M and $38M; made $11.5M. Also torched Sean's fantasy league.
Guessed $48M and $22M; made $7M.
'Hope,' 'The Uprising,' and 10 more we missedlate-summer catch-up
Paul Greengrass; Andrew Garfield as Plowman in the 1381 peasants' revolt. Electric first hour, then CGI crowds and third-act problems sink it.
Na Hong-jin's Korean creature epic. A near-hour of unseen-monster chase draws applause, then the aliens (Fassbender, Vikander, Russell) show up in terrible CGI. Redeems itself with a practical highway climax.
Daley and Goldstein; Ryan Reynolds and Kenneth Branagh. A jingoistic Top Gun riff whose earnestness clashes with Reynolds's smarm. Nobody could figure out why it exists.
Will Gluck's 'sex purge' rom-com with the sex removed. Barbaro and Turner are cute; the premise goes unexplored and the whole thing misfires.
Macon Blair; O'Shea Jackson Jr. and Dave Franco drive a rich teen to rehab. Closer to The Last Detail than Midnight Run; wanted it funnier. Formerly titled Shitheads.
Caspar Kelly's killer-kids-show puppet horror. First 40 minutes inside the recreated 1994 show are perfect; teaser-only marketing made it a sleeper hit.
Andrew Patterson's first since The Vast of Night; McConaughey as a beekeeping bluegrass patriarch. Wild, funny first half topples into a flat revenge movie.
Dylan Meyer directs Kristen Stewart. Worth discussing, Sean's unsure it's worth recommending; Amanda hasn't seen it.
Weekend's other big title, held for next week's episode.
Abel Ferrara, with Ben David Grabinskion the new Criterion Channel collection Sean helped curate
Both call it his masterpiece. Fishburne's gravity, the Walken hotel scene, Bozelli's lighting. Ferrara wrote it as his Terminator.
A deeply Catholic film; the Keitel part almost went to Walken. Set against a fictional Mets comeback.
Grabinski's near-favorite; a silent-star-caliber lead performance and an exultant revenge romp.
Kelsch's handheld black-and-white; a vampire film as heroin allegory. A top-five vampire movie for Sean.
Ferrara's West Side Story in Little Italy/Chinatown, really about a boss who doesn't care about you. Needs a 4K.
His studio scale-up for Warner Bros.; tested badly and burned him. Grabinski's underrated-90s-genre pick.
One of the bleakest movies either has seen; part-VHS, ripped from Ferrara's own life. Dennis Hopper in Frank Booth mode.
A seven-page Gibson story stretched to pure mood; last Ferrara-Walken pairing, first with Dafoe. Replays scenes with different takes.
Sean Price Williams DV; Grabinski's late-period favorite, 'the closest we've gotten to Metal Gear Solid 2 in a movie.'
Sean's late-period masterpiece; Dafoe as a Ferrara stand-in wrestling with God.
Depardieu as a DSK figure. The edited iTunes cut guts the POV; the uncut version is in the collection.
Written around Madonna, then pivoted to Keitel's filmmaker; shaggy, both too long and too short.
Chris Penn's performance freaks Grabinski out more than Henry does; a very bad hang.
His dirtbag era; a Texas Chainsaw-inspired attempt to make money on horror.
His first feature, a porno.
An Elmore Leonard adaptation with Peter Weller he wasn't happy with.
Berenger and a Billy Dee Williams role that never becomes the buddy movie it teases. Song title: 'Method to Your Badness.'
The single hardest of his films to track down; not in the package.
Documentary of Ferrara screening films and performing music in Europe.
Also mentioned raised along the way
News roundup The NotebookWhat Lies BeneathA Place in HellSpider-Man: Into the Spider-VerseThe 40-Year-Old VirginBruce AlmightyEvan AlmightyDan in Real LifeLittle Miss Sunshine
Summer box-office asides Avengers: DoomsdayDune: Part ThreeOppenheimerThe Dark Knight RisesDeadpool & WolverineSinners300One Battle After AnotherDays of ThunderF1Anything But GhostsHadestownThe Devil Wears PradaToy Story 4Toy Story 3The IncrediblesIncredibles 2Inside OutInside Out 2AvatarShrekPirates of the CaribbeanCat in the HatMoana 2TangledPonyoE.T. the Extra-TerrestrialMarie AntoinetteStar Wars: The Rise of SkywalkerStar Wars: StarfighterThunderboltsLast Days
Catch-up asides Possible LoveParasiteGame NightDungeons & Dragons: Honor Among ThievesTop GunThe Hunt for Red OctoberSaltMidnight RunThe Last DetailTerrifierThe Vast of NightWhen Harry Met SallyAnyone But YouEasy ABlade RunnerFinding EmilyFallBy Any MeansYoung WashingtonThe Brink of War
Ferrara conversation asides The TerminatorTexas Chainsaw MassacreHenry: Portrait of a Serial KillerNear DarkGoodfellasCarlito's WayThe Godfather Part IIIMiller's CrossingPrince of the CityOut of SightGet ShortySnatchThiefMarty SupremeDaddy Long LegsBeverly Hills CopThe ScoreHoney, I Shrunk the KidsOldboyThe Last Temptation of ChristInsidious: The Red DoorRRRBig Trouble in Little ChinaScroogedPersonality Crisis: One Night OnlyDeath WishDeath Wish 3West Side StoryThe BeekeeperThere Will Be BloodThe ShiningDeath ProofCollateralInland EmpireWhale Fall
Not films filtered out: TV, games, ads
TV The BearThe MandalorianSkeleton CrewAhsokaDarth Maul (series)East of EdenHarry Potter (HBO series)The Da Vinci Code (series)The Handmaid's TalePee-wee's PlayhouseToo Many CooksYule LogGet Smart (1965 series)Aqua Teen Hunger ForceGrey's AnatomyCrime StoryThe Gladiator (1986 TV movie)
Web series The Backrooms (YouTube series)The Amazing Digital Circus
Video games Iron Lung (video game)Metal Gear Solid 2
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