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The Top 10 Garbage Lads Movies and ‘Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant’

May 2, 2023/ 69 min/ Sean Fennessey · Chris Ryan

Sean and Chris Ryan review Guy Ritchie's two 2023 films, then trace the whole British-crime 'garbage lads' lineage from Brighton Rock to The Gentlemen.

67 films across 10 segments.

AI-generated This episode was transcribed and analyzed with AI models. The matches aren't perfect — expect the occasional misheard title or a link to the wrong film.

Guy Ritchie's The Covenantthe one that doesn't fit the genre

Guy Ritchie's The Covenant poster

Guy Ritchie's The Covenant 2023

Jake Gyllenhaal as a U.S. Army sergeant who returns to Afghanistan to rescue the interpreter who saved his life; both hosts liked it, though Ryan preferred the first-half war movie to the second-half rescue plot, the inverse of most reviews.

Guy Ritchie's zigzag careerthe 14th film from a director who 'doesn't always make what we'll be describing today'

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword poster

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 2017

the film that had Ritchie on the show as a guest, in a tweed suit, rewatching Snatch on YouTube with Jason Statham on Zoom.

Aladdin poster

Aladdin 2019

Ryan calls it "completely misbegotten" and "absolutely dreadful."

Wrath of Man poster

Wrath of Man 2021

a Jason Statham crime movie played dead serious, with none of the usual humor.

Snatch poster

Snatch 2000

Ryan calls it arguably the best film in the whole tradition; he rewatched it with subtitles on for the first time and finally understood every line.

RocknRolla poster

RocknRolla 2008

Ryan's secretly favorite Guy Ritchie movie.

Sherlock Holmes poster

Sherlock Holmes 2009

one of a few Ritchie films the hosts read as an unofficial Bond tryout.

Swept Away poster

Swept Away 2002

Ritchie's Madonna-starring remake of Lina Wertmüller's film — "a mystifying choice."

Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerrea Bond tryout, mostly for Ritchie himself

Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre poster

Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre 2023

Jason Statham, Aubrey Plaza, Josh Hartnett, Cary Elwes, and Hugh Grant as the heavy; Ryan liked it less than The Covenant, calling the whole cast down-tempo and disinterested, though he still found it more entertaining than most of what's in theaters.

Garbage lads before Ritchiethe postwar and '70s-'80s bedrock

Brighton Rock poster

Brighton Rock 1948

Graham Greene adaptation with Richard Attenborough as Pinky; Ryan's pick for the first movie in the genre.

Victim poster

Victim 1961

Basil Dearden, cited as required viewing for anyone making these films.

The Criminal poster

The Criminal 1960

Joseph Losey, with Stanley Baker as a criminal who unwittingly robs a rival mob boss and lands in a much worse jam.

Get Carter poster

Get Carter 1971

Mike Hodges, Michael Caine — a name check that recurs through the whole episode.

Mona Lisa poster

Mona Lisa 1986

Bob Hoskins again, in what the hosts call a near-melodrama with crime around the edges.

The Offence poster

The Offence 1973

Sidney Lumet and Sean Connery as a cop who loses it interrogating a murder suspect.

The '90s edge casesdoes it need to be funny? does it need to be a lad?

Naked poster

Naked 1993

Mike Leigh — David Thewlis's character counts, per Ryan, because "he is a criminal."

Shallow Grave poster

Shallow Grave 1994

Danny Boyle; counts because a body and a suitcase of money sit at the center of the plot.

Trainspotting poster

Trainspotting 1996

Danny Boyle again — the hosts rule it OUT of the genre; it's about addiction, and the heist only shows up to end the movie.

Sexy Beast poster

Sexy Beast 2000

Jonathan Glazer's directorial debut, Ben Kingsley and Ray Winstone; the film both hosts keep returning to as the genre's high point.

Layer Cake and the Matthew Vaughn wingRitchie's old producing partner goes his own way

Layer Cake poster

Layer Cake 2004

Vaughn's directing debut, with Daniel Craig; got Craig cast as Bond, and Ryan argues it's aged better than the Ritchie films it's imitating.

Argylle poster

Argylle 2024

Vaughn's forthcoming Henry Cavill spy film, described from its logline.

Croupier poster

Croupier 1998

Mike Hodges again, 25 years after Get Carter, plucking Clive Owen out of obscurity.

Casino Royale poster

Casino Royale 2006

Craig's actual Bond debut — "essentially Layer Cake but with better suits."

The wave after Ritchie and VaughnBronson, Wheatley, and the Kray brothers

Bronson poster

Bronson 2008

Nicolas Winding Refn, with Tom Hardy.

Harry Brown poster

Harry Brown 2009

Michael Caine, cashing in on his '70s iconography being back in vogue.

Legend poster

Legend 2015

Tom Hardy playing both Kray twins.

London Boulevard poster

London Boulevard 2010

Colin Farrell; William Monahan directing, though Ryan wonders how much of his own script survived onscreen.

In Bruges poster

In Bruges 2008

Martin McDonagh and Ralph Fiennes; Ryan calls McDonagh one of the great what-if garbage lads directors, before he moved fully into American films.

Ben Wheatley's strange turnfrom pagan crime to Meg 2

Trance poster

Trance 2013

Danny Boyle — Ryan calls it mind-blowing and says it's underrated.

Filth poster

Filth 2013

James McAvoy in an Irvine Welsh adaptation, playing a disgusting cop.

The Meg poster

The Meg 2018

Jason Statham; "certainly not a garbage lads movie" — more garbage shark.

Meg 2: The Trench poster

Meg 2: The Trench 2023

Ben Wheatley directs, a long way from where his career started.

In the Earth poster

In the Earth 2021

Wheatley's COVID-era horror movie — compelling but not exactly entertaining, per the hosts.

Free Fire poster

Free Fire 2016

Brie Larson and Tom Hardy; Ryan calls it "definitely a garbage lads film."

Rebecca poster

Rebecca 2020

Wheatley's Armie Hammer remake, done "quite poorly" per Ryan.

High-Rise poster

High-Rise 2015

Tom Hiddleston, a J.G. Ballard adaptation Ryan found "pretty nifty."

Where the stars get madethis is a how-you-get-discovered genre

King of Thieves poster

King of Thieves 2018

James Marsh; Michael Caine, Tom Courtenay, and Jim Broadbent as old guys still got it, robbing a bank with Charlie Cox.

The Hit poster

The Hit 1984

Stephen Frears, with Tim Roth in an early role.

Shifty poster

Shifty 2008

an early Riz Ahmed film.

The Firm poster

The Firm 1989

Oldman as a soccer hooligan.

Face 1997

Antonia Bird, with Robert Carlyle as a socialist turned thief.

Dom Hemingway poster

Dom Hemingway 2013

Jude Law fresh out of prison, reuniting with a daughter played by Emilia Clarke; "40% garbage lad, 60% reuniting with my daughter," per Ryan.

London, Sweeney, and the sign-offa hypothetical trip, plus what Steve McQueen's up to

Sweeney! poster

Sweeney! 1977

David Wickes; Ryan's pick for a special London screening, alongside The Long Good Friday and Sexy Beast.

Calm with Horses poster

Calm with Horses 2019

Barry Keoghan, cited as recent proof the tradition still has life in it.

The 355 poster

The 355 2022

a digression — Jessica Chastain and Lupita Nyong'o, "not good."

The Old Guard poster

The Old Guard 2020

Gina Prince-Bythewood, Charlize Theron; another digression on female-led action.

Boiling Point poster

Boiling Point 2021

Stephen Graham as a chef — a pure tangent about food, not crime.

Widows poster

Widows 2018

Steve McQueen; the hosts debate whether it still counts as garbage lads despite being set in Chicago.

Blitz poster

Blitz 2024

McQueen's next feature, starring Saoirse Ronan and Harris Dickinson, about Londoners during the WWII bombing campaign.

Also mentioned raised along the way

In passing American SniperNightcrawlerGoodfellasCasinoThe French ConnectionThe Italian JobGuns of NavaroneWho Framed Roger RabbitGandhiIron Man 3Pulp FictionMean StreetsDog Day AfternoonThe MatadorMan on WireThe RaidUnder the SkinBirthThe Zone of InterestThe Princess BridePaddington 2Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among ThievesKingsman: The Secret Service

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