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Cited against a new National Research Group survey ranking Johnny Depp the No. 9 movie star in America: he was ejected from this franchise and is widely considered unemployable in Hollywood.
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May 12, 2023/ 119 min/ Sean Fennessey · Amanda Dobbins
Sean and Amanda rebuild the 35-over-35 movie-star ranking from scratch, arguing over Ryan Gosling's soul, Ben Affleck's ebb, and whether Vin Diesel deserves Guardians of the Galaxy credit, before landing on Tom Cruise over Denzel Washington and Leonardo DiCaprio.
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The state of movie stardomthe NRG survey, the ground rules, and the honorary icons
Cited against a new National Research Group survey ranking Johnny Depp the No. 9 movie star in America: he was ejected from this franchise and is widely considered unemployable in Hollywood.
The Rock came in at No. 2 on the same survey off the back of this, which they call a significant failure.
The Rock's other recent credit, which "every human who's seen it can agree stinks," and which never played in theaters.
Passing dig at how much of Timothée Chalamet's fame is TikTok/Instagram gossip about Kylie Jenner rather than movie stardom.
Opens the same weekend as this taping, headlined by several of the show's honorary "icon status" actors like De Niro and Keaton.
Cited as proof Michael Keaton, newly revealed to be 71, is still landing major studio roles.
Raised to question whether Harrison Ford, an icon-status honoree, can still open something outside this franchise.
The toughest cutsten stars dropped from the last list, a run of quicker cuts, and two international picks
Chris Evans's cut: "You fucked up, bro."
Anne Hathaway's Sundance premiere, cited as her likely way back onto a future list.
Part of the rough stretch behind Hathaway's cut, alongside a WeCrashed TV run.
Lupita Nyong'o's most recent credit; otherwise she "hasn't really done a whole lot."
The Nyong'o bomb cited as part of her quiet stretch.
One of five straight Amy Adams credits read aloud as "the worst slump in some time."
Another entry in the Amy Adams slump list.
Another entry in the Amy Adams slump list.
Another entry in the Amy Adams slump list.
The fifth and final credit in the Amy Adams slump list.
Cited in Adams's defense: she used to alternate stinkers with genuinely great movies.
Oscar Isaac, compelling as "a monastic psycho," but not quite a movie-star turn.
Isaac's brief reign as Duke Leto, cited approvingly despite his cut.
Tessa Thompson's most recent credit, playing a character with "a little bit more going on than the wife partner," but not enough to keep her on.
Melissa McCarthy is about to play Ursula in it, not quite enough to save her cut.
Ben Affleck's new one, from a now-defunct studio; cited as proof he's in "an ebb" as an actor but "a flow" as a director.
Will Smith's Apple TV+ film, not a success, part of the case for his cut after the Oscars slap.
Referred to as "Bad Boys 4" at the time; called a retrenchment meant to remind people what they love about Will Smith.
Mark Wahlberg's flop, cited as the end of a phase for him even though he was never actually on either list.
One of two recent Venom films that keep Tom Hardy off the list; "I need Tom Hardy to make more movies."
Tom Hardy's other recent credit: "so bad," Josh Trank's follow-up to Chronicle.
Cited among Angelina Jolie's recent credits, deemed not enough to make the cut.
Another Angelina Jolie credit weighed and found wanting.
Angelina Jolie's MCU credit, also not enough to make the cut.
One of two Michael Fassbender films this fall cited as a possible comeback.
The other Fassbender film this fall; "it's been 22 years since Michael Fassbender appeared in a film," Amanda jokes.
Cited in passing during the Natalie Portman discussion, and separately as the trailer Amanda's toddler watched on repeat.
The case against Eddie Murphy's cut; his 2019 comeback in Dolemite is deemed too far back now.
Eddie Murphy's other recent credit, and separately part of Jonah Hill's eligibility case.
Eddie Murphy's 2019 comeback, deemed too far back to keep him on the list now.
Edward Norton's part of a movie that "didn't open in theaters, but if it did, would have made a lot of money."
Chris Pine's recent "L," though the spit-gate press tour worked in his favor.
Cited as the movie that could put Chris Pine back on a future list.
Kate Winslet's cameo, "for like four minutes," cited against her cut.
The credit that makes Jonah Hill's eligibility questionable in the first place.
Jonah Hill's documentary, cited as evidence he "hasn't been in the frame" as an actor lately.
Brought up re: Michelle Williams, who once apologized for it on The Rewatchables; called "the classic great actor, not quite movie star" case.
Kevin Hart's more serious-register hit, made for $40 million and grossing $130 million; cited as proof he could be a top-15 star if he chose to.
Jennifer Lopez's new Netflix film, out the day of taping.
J. Lo's Amazon movie, reportedly a huge streaming hit now getting a sequel.
J. Lo's Peacock film with Owen Wilson, also cited as a streaming hit.
The J. Lo movie Sean almost saw in a Palm Springs second-run theater and didn't.
Jason Momoa is "phenomenal" but "the eighth lead" in it, per Amanda; his character's fate is a running joke.
John David Washington's big-buzz CinemaCon sci-fi tentpole, misattributed on air to "Gareth Evans" rather than director Gareth Edwards.
International pick Alexander Skarsgård, cited as a strategic move away from being "just a TV star."
Skarsgård's upcoming film with Kate Winslet and Marion Cotillard.
Amanda's international pick: N. T. Rama Rao Jr. and Ram Charan, huge stars in India newly discovered by Netflix audiences.
The countdown: No. 35 to No. 135 movie stars, all over 35
No. 35 Ryan Gosling: the paycheck movie Amanda holds against him, a "betrayal" of the Drive/Half Nelson version of Gosling she knows.
No. 35 Ryan Gosling: the Greta Gerwig/Noah Baumbach film that could go either way, per Sean.
No. 35 Ryan Gosling: the David Leitch action film with Emily Blunt, which Amanda says feels more like his flavor.
No. 34 Steven Yeun: cited as slipping his ranking down slightly since it had already come and gone by last list.
No. 34 Steven Yeun: the new Bong Joon-ho movie he's set to star in, following Yeun's role in Okja.
No. 34 Steven Yeun: his rumored upcoming MCU role, framed as evidence of a rare Korean American star reaching this scale.
No. 33 Emily Blunt: playing the wife role, part of her big year coming up.
No. 33 Emily Blunt: a David Yates adaptation of a Wells Tower screenplay about the opioid crisis, also starring Chris Evans.
No. 33 Emily Blunt: also opposite Ryan Gosling.
No. 32 Chris Hemsworth: not very successful in their opinion, though it still opened big.
No. 32 Chris Hemsworth: the trailer alone got a "put it inside me" from Amanda.
No. 32 Chris Hemsworth: the Mad Max prequel he's also set to appear in.
No. 31 Mahershala Ali: a soft-science-fiction Apple TV+ film that made Amanda cry, late in her pregnancy.
No. 31 Mahershala Ali: the new Sam Esmail film he stars in, out that November.
No. 30 Adam Driver: one of the four big movies he had ahead of him last time, none of which drove audiences the way expected.
No. 30 Adam Driver: another of the four.
No. 30 Adam Driver: the last of the four, cited earlier as an example of the vagaries of the IP era.
No. 29 Channing Tatum: alongside Dog, the pair of 2022 films that reannounced his power as a movie star.
No. 29 Channing Tatum: made with producing partner Reid Carolin, cited as a model for the mid-budget hit.
No. 29 Channing Tatum: "no one saw it," a rare miss in his comeback stretch.
No. 28 Vin Diesel: the reason he's finally back on the list, a week from release at the time of taping.
No. 28 Vin Diesel: his voice role as Groot, though voice work doesn't formally qualify.
No. 27 Zoe Saldana: called the most important character in the film even more than Jake Sully, per Amanda.
No. 27 Zoe Saldana: as Gamora, an example of stardom "subsumed by the IP."
No. 27 Zoe Saldana: playing a nurse, cited as proof she could do more outside franchise work.
No. 26 Christian Bale: not a good movie in their view, but he's great in it.
No. 26 Christian Bale: a box-office disaster, though not one they blame on him.
No. 26 Christian Bale: the Scott Cooper Edgar Allan Poe mystery, straight to Netflix.
No. 26 Christian Bale: an announced-but-unreleased project (Bale as a drug-smuggling preacher) that Amanda jokes she can't identify; still unproduced as of taping.
No. 25 Jessica Chastain: the film she's remembered for before this list, now that she finally has an Oscar.
No. 25 Jessica Chastain: the Oscar-winning performance, plus makeup.
No. 25 Jessica Chastain: "I watched it to the end. That's where I stand on it."
No. 24 Daniel Craig: one of the most-watched movies of last year, even on a streaming service.
No. 24 Daniel Craig: the Luca Guadagnino film Sean would love for him.
No. 23 Matt Damon: expected to be seen by "north of 700 billion people" on Prime Video, per Sean, and quite good in it.
No. 23 Matt Damon: playing what's likely a supporting lead.
No. 23 Matt Damon: "grievously miscast," per Sean, in one of the weirdest mainstream films in memory.
No. 22 Michelle Yeoh: the Oscar win that reminded everyone she's "one of the greats."
No. 22 Michelle Yeoh: cited as the actual start of her renaissance.
No. 22 Michelle Yeoh: the Kenneth Branagh film Sean pre-declares "an absolute travesty."
No. 21 Ryan Reynolds: a huge hit that "destroyed my soul," per Amanda.
No. 21 Ryan Reynolds: referred to on air as "Deadpool 3," with Hugh Jackman set to costar.
No. 21 Ryan Reynolds: the John Krasinski-directed high-concept project he's set to star in.
No. 20 Robert Pattinson: a year old by the time of taping, cited as making his ranking feel slightly dated.
No. 20 Robert Pattinson: the Nolan film Sean insists everyone actually liked.
No. 20 Robert Pattinson: his upcoming Bong Joon-ho lead role.
No. 19 Sandra Bullock: her comeback, a standalone $100 million hit she opened wearing a catsuit.
No. 19 Sandra Bullock: a trade-off cameo the same year.
No. 19 Sandra Bullock: not actually in it, but cited as a spinoff of her Netflix hit worth watching for.
No. 18 Joaquin Phoenix: the most debated movie of the year so far, at a minimum.
No. 18 Joaquin Phoenix: one of two very high-profile films coming, playing the title role for Ridley Scott.
No. 18 Joaquin Phoenix: the musical Joker sequel with Lady Gaga.
No. 17 Robert Downey Jr.: his pivot back from Iron Man toward serious work.
No. 17 Robert Downey Jr.: the documentary about his father, made with Chris Smith, that Sean loved.
No. 16 Bradley Cooper: the Leonard Bernstein biopic he directed and stars in, wearing what Amanda calls "a lot of old person makeup."
No. 16 Bradley Cooper: an Academy Award Best Picture nominee.
No. 16 Bradley Cooper: his memorable Jon Peters cameo.
No. 15 Scarlett Johansson: the new Wes Anderson movie, opening in about three weeks; she plays a movie star in it.
No. 15 Scarlett Johansson: one of the auteur projects she sprinkled in around her MCU run.
No. 15 Scarlett Johansson: discussed under its working title, Project Artemis, a space-race project also starring Channing Tatum.
No. 14 Adam Sandler: won him an Independent Spirit Award, proof that making Netflix movies doesn't disqualify him as a movie star.
No. 14 Adam Sandler: "quite poor, but I watched it. Literally all of it," says Amanda.
No. 14 Adam Sandler: "one of the last good things we had in this world before the pandemic."
No. 13 Dwayne Johnson: his movies "stink," per Sean, even as his charisma remains undeniable.
No. 13 Dwayne Johnson: another entry in a run of quality complaints against him.
No. 12 Cate Blanchett: gave the world Lydia Tár, "the most important person forever," Oscar snub notwithstanding.
No. 12 Cate Blanchett: cited as one of her more mainstream dips.
No. 12 Cate Blanchett: her second film in a row made with director Eli Roth, who left partway through production.
No. 11 Chris Pratt: reason enough that "no one on this podcast can remember" the Jurassic films exist despite the money they make.
No. 11 Chris Pratt: part of a franchise that keeps printing money regardless of memorability.
No. 11 Chris Pratt: his voice role, which "doesn't count" by their rules but made an enormous amount of money.
No. 10 Julia Roberts: Sean's "most anticipated movie of the year," and part of what makes her barely eligible.
No. 10 Julia Roberts.
No. 10 Julia Roberts: the qualifying third film, and one they think she's wonderful in.
No. 9 Tom Hanks: made $140 million and became Netflix's top streaming film; "it's not good, but it's fine."
No. 9 Tom Hanks: made a tremendous amount of money on his and Austin Butler's names both.
No. 8 Michael B. Jordan: a surprisingly bigger hit than Creed II.
No. 8 Michael B. Jordan: not a very good Amazon film, but the basis of the Rainbow Six spinoff he's developing.
No. 8 Michael B. Jordan: an example of the more prestigious work he dips into occasionally.
No. 7 Charlize Theron: her one upcoming credit, after a fall from No. 2 on the last list.
No. 7 Charlize Theron: a surprise post-credits appearance, part of an otherwise very quiet stretch.
No. 6 Brad Pitt: called one of the greatest films of their times.
No. 6 Brad Pitt: forgettable, per Sean, but plenty of people have watched it and forgotten it.
No. 6 Brad Pitt: an Apple-backed racing drama from Joseph Kosinski, framed as classic star-driven packaging.
No. 5 Viola Davis: expected to earn her an Oscar nomination, per Sean, even in a historically loose performance.
No. 5 Viola Davis: should have been nominated, in their view.
No. 5 Viola Davis: her next, prompting a "songbird or snake" bit.
No. 4 Keanu Reeves: called Sean's actual favorite movie of the year so far.
No. 4 Keanu Reeves: "most people didn't" like it, but he did.
No. 4 Keanu Reeves: the John Wick-universe spinoff he's expected to appear in.
No. 3 Leonardo DiCaprio: his third film in roughly as many years, premiering the following week in France without them.
No. 3 Leonardo DiCaprio: reportedly the most-watched film in Netflix history at the time.
No. 2 Denzel Washington: the trailer alone got a "this looks fucking sick" text to Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan.
No. 2 Denzel Washington: an unconfirmed-at-the-time Ridley Scott sequel rumored to also include Paul Mescal, Barry Keoghan, and Pedro Pascal.
No. 1 Tom Cruise: the summer blockbuster Sean says he's never been more excited for, save for Maverick.
No. 1 Tom Cruise: the campaign that got the crown back, per Sean, calling it "very strange" and "very effective."
Also mentioned raised along the way
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