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The Effing Minions Episode and Top 5 Movies We'll Show Our Kids

July 5, 2022/ 63 min/ Sean Fennessey · Amanda Dobbins

Sean and Amanda finally give in and review Minions: The Rise of Gru, then each draft five movies they're planning to show their kids.

13 films across 3 segments.

AI-generated This episode was transcribed and analyzed with AI models. The matches aren't perfect — expect the occasional misheard title or a link to the wrong film.

Minions: The Rise of Gru

Minions: The Rise of Gru poster

Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

It broke the Fourth of July weekend box office record ($108.5 million), and both hosts spotted "gentle minions" costumes at their screenings. They also got into a real argument about whether the franchise is secretly a late-capitalism parable about drones who just want a leader. Cast includes Steve Carell, Taraji P. Henson as Belle Bottom, Alan Arkin as Wild Knuckles, plus Michelle Yeoh, RZA, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lucy Lawless, Dolph Lundgren, Danny Trejo, Russell Brand, and Julie Andrews. Jack Antonoff-produced soundtrack has Phoebe Bridgers covering the Carpenters and a minion choir doing "You Can't Always Get What You Want." Both hosts liked it, mostly for the parts with actual minions in them.

Amanda's Watchlist for Knoxranked, revealed 5 to 1

Singin' in the Rain poster
No. 1

Singin' in the Rain 1952

No. 1 - she's starting with the musical numbers and hoping he loves Donald O'Connor; the dream ballet can wait.

Mary Poppins poster
No. 2

Mary Poppins 1964

No. 2 - rewatched it for the Emily Blunt sequel and got hit with a wave of sense memory from age two or three.

Home Alone poster
No. 3

Home Alone 1990

No. 3 (tied) - the John Hughes half of a double pick for early childhood.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off poster
No. 4

Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986

No. 3 (tied) - possibly her favorite movie; she's already resigned to Knox being a Cameron, not a Ferris.

Toy Story poster
No. 5

Toy Story 1995

No. 4 - her nephew Jack clicked with it around age two, once he understood what toys are.

Matilda poster
No. 6

Matilda 1996

No. 5 - her favorite book as a kid, and one of the rare adaptations that matched what she'd pictured.

Sean's Watchlist for Aliceranked, revealed 5 to 1

The Wizard of Oz poster
No. 1

The Wizard of Oz 1939

No. 1 - the most important movie in his life; he's just not sure yet when the black-and-white-to-color switch will land for her.

Beauty and the Beast poster
No. 2

Beauty and the Beast 1991

No. 2 - he wasn't a fan at nine or ten, discovering Reservoir Dogs instead, but he's come around, and "Be Our Guest" already plays well in the house.

The Red Balloon poster
No. 3

The Red Balloon 1956

No. 3 - the strategic pick: 33 minutes, mostly wordless, and short enough that Alice might actually finish it.

The Muppets Take Manhattan poster
No. 4

The Muppets Take Manhattan 1984

No. 4 - puppets over animation for him; he credits the Muppets with shaping his sense of humor.

My Neighbor Totoro poster
No. 5

My Neighbor Totoro 1988

No. 5 (tied) - the most-recommended kids' film from his more cinematically inclined friends.

The Iron Giant poster
No. 6

The Iron Giant 1999

No. 5 (tied) - paired with Totoro as the other side of the same coin: an unreal friend under doubt, not attack.

Also mentioned raised along the way

The Minions franchise Despicable MeMinions

In passing Raiders of the Lost ArkShang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten RingsLyle, Lyle, CrocodileLightyearHustleDonnie BrascoThe Great Muppet Caper

Movies for later Robin HoodBambiMiller's CrossingThere Will Be BloodDog Day AfternoonThe Sound of MusicThe Parent Trap

Not films filtered out: TV, games, ads

TV Mister Rogers' NeighborhoodThe Muppet ShowSesame Street

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