Mutiny 2025
Statham as a bodyguard avenging a shipping magnate, on a boat. Accidentally posted to Prime for two hours before release; a plausible dent in a modest box office.
The Big Picture · Discussion · Review · Interview
September 4, 2026/ 115 min/ Sean Fennessey · Chris Ryan
A metal-adjacent triple bill: streaming-era action programmers, a taxonomy of the 'black-and-chrome' subgenre, then Wingard and Biehn on making one.
56 films across 4 segments.
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The Movie Newswith Chris Ryan
Statham as a bodyguard avenging a shipping magnate, on a boat. Accidentally posted to Prime for two hours before release; a plausible dent in a modest box office.
James Ashcroft serial-killer thriller for Netflix, Fincher-and-Zodiac indebted. De Niro at a whisper, Adam Scott and Michelle Monaghan playing it straight, Hamish Linklater as a bone collector. CR's verdict: should have been a TV show; drags in the final third.
‘Onslaught’
Wingard's return to guest-verse form: army sniper (Adria Arjona) in a New Mexico trailer park versus escaped super soldiers. A Western at night. Dan Stevens and Rebecca Hall as not-so-crypto-Nazi doctors, Drew Starkey as an MDMA-rolling government fixer, Michael Biehn as Baylor, Eric Wareheim and Reginald VelJohnson around the edges. Not a masterpiece, not trying to be.
The Black-and-Chrome Action Packfuture-feeling, militaristic, fetishistic, souped-up
The Black & Chrome edition gives the whole category its name.
CR's single best example: the fashion and aesthetic built out of nothing.
Sean's platonic ideal: leather jackets, souped-up shit, super killers.
The dying-cityscape strain, marketed to kids like us.
Falls right in the middle: colonial marines plus one woman guarding a child.
A comfort movie you rewatch a hundred times.
Verhoeven's glimmer of comedy inside the dinginess.
Carpenter falling-asleep-to fare.
Related to Aliens but a distinctly more absurd, comic register.
John Carpenter's, way underrated; a cynical band of brothers versus the supernatural.
Carpenter doing Planet of the Vampires by way of Von Ryan's Express; maybe fits the category even harder.
Early Emmerich, a direct Onslaught ancestor; spawned a VOD paradise of sequels.
A case for tier one: the highway sequence, Neo's most Arnold performance.
Tier two.
Tier two.
Kurt Russell; tier two.
Lives on for Bale's meltdown, but as much blood-and-chrome as the first two.
Nimrod Antal directs, Rodriguez produces; criminals dropped on a planet.
The Riddick zone.
More politically charged than the rest.
Works in the tradition, if more elevated and stylized.
A self-consciously B-movie Wick; VFX felt unfinished.
Tier three; Pratt as teacher turned future super soldier.
An appalling, dull Clancy reboot per Sean; Michael B. Jordan, Sheridan script.
Milla Jovovich sci-fi action; all the trappings.
Doesn't quite work but has the trappings.
Sixth score, fun to look at, plot forgettable.
Adam Wingard and Michael Biehn on ‘Onslaught’
Wingard's origin story: the out-of-print VHS he rented from a half-Radio Shack video store and watched ~24 times; Biehn's Hicks was the favorite toy.
Won its opening weekend, wasn't a top-20 film that year; nobody was clamoring to cast Biehn after.
The tape the half-Radio Shack store had instead of Aliens; young Wingard rented it hunting for the space marines and found none.
Just out at the time; the other wrong tape Wingard rented before Tommy tracked down a copy of Aliens.
Avi Nesher B-movie Biehn starred in; its short, primal bursts of action were a stated Onslaught reference. Biehn found it disappointing at the time.
The film Wingard is most identified with; Onslaught more or less lives in its universe.
Shot during the pandemic; Wingard started it in a cast after being hit by a car crossing the street outside Simon Barrett's.
The franchise-IP stretch he wanted to step away from.
Notoriously director-by-committee (Kevin Jarre out, Cosmatos in, Kurt Russell steering); ignored on release, beloved now. Nobody mentioned Biehn's Johnny Ringo.
Biehn's cautionary tale on saying yes: he confused Lewis Teague with Gene Wilder's credits.
Gene Wilder's, which Biehn wrongly credited to Teague.
The Lewis Teague film Biehn was actually thinking of.
First time Biehn recalls being surprised by a soft opening weekend.
Cited as another film nobody cared about on release.
The small Cuba-set film (Biehn calls it 'El Freakos'/'Loose Freakies') Arjona produced and stars in; desperate Cubans injecting HIV to escape. His last-great-thing pick.
Wingard's pick: a sweet, funny motorcycle-seat romance he compares to the Stevens/Hall dynamic, gay version.
Also mentioned raised along the way
‘The Whisper Man’ lineage ReptileThe Empty ManZodiacThe Bone CollectorTaking LivesThe Silence of the LambsThe IrishmanMan Finds TapeDevil's Mouth
Box-office / windows talk ShelterThe Wrong GirlsSpider-ManThe Odyssey
‘Onslaught’ touchstones Assault on Precinct 13The Texas Chain Saw MassacreThe Hills Have EyesQueer
Carpenter influences Planet of the VampiresVon Ryan's Express
Angel Studios tangent Sound of FreedomThe Passion of the ChristYoung WashingtonThe Brink of War
In passing PredatorIndependence DayThe Bourne SupremacyHarry PotterThe Lord of the RingsAresHoward's End
Upcoming / unmade Man of TomorrowMiami ViceRainbow SixFace/Off 2ThundercatsHardcoreThe Thomas Crown Affair
Not films filtered out: TV, games, ads
TV FuriousDownton AbbeyGame of ThronesJack RyanOuter BanksBeavis and Butt-HeadThe SimpsonsHerman's HeadIn Living ColorMystery Science Theater 3000The HeadAeon Flux (animated series)Liquid Television
Web Amazing Digital CircusThe BackroomsObsession
Games Call of DutyHaloMetal GearResident EvilTron (video game)
Ads State Farm
Music Magna Carta Holy Grail4:44