Spiderhead 2022
Retitled from 'Escape From Spiderhead.' The first footage the Institute for Spider-Head Studies has seen; they confirm it is, in fact, a real film. Chris Evans has a mustache in it.
The Big Picture · Discussion · Roundtable
February 4, 2022/ 63 min/ Sean Fennessey · Chris Ryan
Sean Fennessey and Chris Ryan pick over Netflix's 2022 movie slate, then talk through 'Jackass Forever' and count down their favorite stunts in franchise history.
33 films across 3 segments.
AI-generated This episode was transcribed and analyzed with AI models. The matches aren't perfect — expect the occasional misheard title or a link to the wrong film.
Netflix's Big Movie Yearthe 2022 slate trailer
Retitled from 'Escape From Spiderhead.' The first footage the Institute for Spider-Head Studies has seen; they confirm it is, in fact, a real film. Chris Evans has a mustache in it.
The Russo brothers' first big swing after 'Endgame,' with Ryan Gosling and Chris Evans. Sean is legitimately looking forward to it; notable mostly because the media-averse Gosling, who hadn't made a film since 'First Man,' is shilling for it in the trailer.
The last Gosling film before he 'peaced out' for five years.
The Russos' post-'Endgame' detour, named alongside it as their recent output.
The Russos' benchmark; 'The Gray Man' is framed as their return to scale after it.
Cited as an exception to Sean's complaint that Netflix films all share the same flat gray-blue palette.
The other exception to the house-style gripe.
The Jennifer Lopez one: an assassin comes out of hiding to protect the daughter she left behind. Chris jokes it's based on his wife.
A Halle Berry film with a confusingly similar title to 'The Mother.'
The reference point for Netflix's mash-up-of-famous-people style of filmmaking.
Invoked in a running bit about doing a Nicolas Winding Refn double-feature pod; 'the other guy is from Only God Forgives.'
The proposed second half of the imagined five-hour Refn/Gosling 'crying pod.'
One of the animated titles Sean actually cares about.
Henry Selick's stop-motion film made with Key and Peele; Sean is excited for it.
Jamie Foxx fights vampires while posing as a pool cleaner.
A Ryan Reynolds project they tease discussing at length on an upcoming episode.
The trailer's capper. A sequel with Dakota Johnson, Kathryn Hahn, Kate Hudson, and Ethan Hawke, glimpsed for eight seconds of people boarding a yacht. '$300 million well spent.'
The Rian Johnson original the sequel follows.
The 'Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie' in the montage, part of the same gray-blue house look.
'Jackass Forever' and the Franchisetwenty years of dependable IP
The fifth movie, in thousands of theaters. New blood (Zach Holmes, Jasper Dolphin, Poopies, and Rachel Wolfson, the first woman in the series) alongside the OGs. Bam Margera was fired and is absent; the film is dedicated to Ryan Dunn. Knoxville suffered a brain hemorrhage on a bull stunt that may end his stunt career. Sean and Chris both love it unreservedly.
The first film, born when Paramount decided the MTV show (2000-2002, co-created by Jeff Tremaine and Spike Jonze, starring Johnny Knoxville) should become a movie to survive the moral-panic backlash.
The scary one. Chris notes Steve-O was deep in addiction during filming, giving it a genuinely off-the-rails, dangerous feel.
Sean's pick for the funniest of the three: higher production value, most of the guys sober, a deliberate up-our-game entry.
The hidden-camera prank spin-off, cited as the model for any hypothetical future 'old man' Jackass.
The Five Greatest 'Jackass' Stunts of All Time five apiece from Chris and Sean
Chris's No. 5. Dave England rides a whipping, dangling fire hose for a solid 90 seconds, then falls, breaks his tailbone, and is left bleeding and crying in the mud. Knoxville's verdict: a Jackass first, rectal bleeding.
Chris's No. 4 and Sean's No. 5, from 'Jackass 3D.' Knoxville plays a warden releasing 'prisoners' who must crawl a tire hallway strung with tasers, cattle prods, and stun guns. Nearly the whole cast; produced for about the cost of the tasers. Watch for Bam's furious face at the end.
Chris's No. 3. A giant spring-loaded hand mounted on a retractable bar ambushes people filing into the production office; each victim gets recruited into the next hit. Culminates with Bam getting antiqued when bags of flour are strapped to the hand.
Chris's No. 2, admittedly a cheat: the whole compilation, Roller Buffalo, Toro Trotter, running with the bulls, the blindfolded bull, and the Invisible Man paint stunt. A simple guy loves watching a man get run over by buffaloes.
Chris's No. 1, from 'Jackass Number Two,' a sequel to the single-beanbag shot in the first movie. Knoxville, Bam, and Dunn stand in front of an anti-riot device firing hundreds of .45-caliber pellets. Dunn walks out, then comes back because 'it's footage.' Bam is left crying; Dunn's chest is pulverized.
Sean's No. 4, from 'Jackass Forever.' A Steve-O stunt involving bees and genitals; that's all Sean will say. He felt like he was vibrating and about to explode into particles watching it.
Sean's No. 3, from 'Jackass: The Movie.' Barely a stunt, more a demonstration of how messed up these guys are: a minute of Steve-O snorting a soy-sauce-and-wasabi mix like a line of cocaine at a sushi restaurant.
Sean's No. 2, from 'Jackass 3D.' Inspired by the Maxell ad, a propulsion jet blasts Ryan Dunn's hair back, then hurls objects, including a football that drops a leather-helmeted Knoxville 'like a draped skeleton.'
Sean's No. 1, from 'Jackass Number Two.' Pontius, Bam, Knoxville, and Steve-O ride a four-way teeter-totter in a bull ring. Beautiful and terrifying; Knoxville won't get off even after everyone else has bailed.
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