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‘Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes’ and the 'Apes' Movie Rankings

May 14, 2024/ 92 min/ Sean Fennessey · Amanda Dobbins · Van Lathan

Sean Fennessey and Amanda Dobbins are joined by Van Lathan to dig into Wes Ball's 'Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes,' then rank all ten Planet of the Apes movies from the 1968 original to Tim Burton's 2001 remake.

11 films across 2 segments.

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'Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes'the fourth relaunch of the franchise

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes poster

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

Wes Ball (the Maze Runner films) directs the 10th Apes movie, set 300 years after Caesar, with no Caesar and no big human star to anchor it. Written by Josh Friedman (the Avatar sequels), it follows the young ape Noah, the orangutan Raka who preserves Caesar's teachings, the human Mae/Nova (Freya Allan), and the tyrant Proximus Caesar, who has enslaved apes and hoards human knowledge to seize a coastal vault. Sean and Amanda were both a little bored: gorgeous, fully realized effects but two and a half hours of glide-on-ambition adventure, and ideas they found rehashed and 101-level. Sean's core knock is that it's Star Wars: A New Hope in ape form and Apocalypto-adjacent: framework without the Han Solo. Van capes for it, an 8 out of 10 on The Midnight Boys, praising the ambition of its competing societies and Noah as a Luke Skywalker/Caesar every-ape, while conceding the drag and the thin Mae. All agree the marvelized final five minutes (Mae reaching other humans via a satcom key) hook you for a next movie that flips the franchise toward humans.

The 'Planet of the Apes' Movie Rankingsall ten, best to worst

Planet of the Apes poster
No. 1

Planet of the Apes 1968

No. 1. The original, from a Rod Serling-adapted Pierre Boulle novel, keeping the world's framework and the ending Serling rewrote. A formative, ridiculously important sci-fi movie with one of the best endings ever: the twist that set the template every one of these films now chases.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes poster
No. 2

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

No. 2. Matt Reeves's first Apes film, with Jason Clarke and Keri Russell. Amanda's favorite: the 'can we all get along' movie that glues the world together, where Caesar becomes Caesar and you understand how the apes see each other.

Escape from the Planet of the Apes poster
No. 3

Escape from the Planet of the Apes 1971

No. 3. Some think it the second-best Apes movie. Three apes time-travel to contemporary America; a low-budget fish-out-of-water courtroom picture about celebrity, commodification, and objectification. A hard genre pivot inside the franchise. Deeply weird, fucked-up final three minutes.

War for the Planet of the Apes poster
No. 4

War for the Planet of the Apes 2017

No. 4. Reeves's second, with Woody Harrelson. Van's personal favorite; the others rank it lower because it's essentially a grave, ugly, Apocalypse Now-style action movie: technically great, but less interested in the conceits than in the battle.

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes poster
No. 5

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes 1972

No. 5. The prison-riot uprising set just after Escape; features a character named Caesar (born of the baby-swap that ends the prior film), the clear inspiration for the modern Caesar.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes poster
No. 6

Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011

No. 6. Rupert Wyatt's James Franco reintroduction and Andy Serkis's first Caesar, with John Lithgow. Everyone agrees Franco can't sell the scientist and Freida Pinto's part is a zero, but the Franco-Caesar bond and the Golden Gate Bridge sequence work; the setup is really smart even if it yada-yadas the pandemic.

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes poster
No. 7

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

No. 7. The new one. Ambitious and beautiful but a letdown for a lot of people: a table-setter that aces its last five minutes and drags before them. Sean and Amanda rank it behind Rise; Van, who loves it, would put it higher.

Beneath the Planet of the Apes poster
No. 8

Beneath the Planet of the Apes 1970

No. 8. The direct sequel: 45 minutes of rewarmed original before it finds underground mutant humans who worship an atomic bomb, and a bleak ending that earns super-bonus points for boldness even if the first half is a slog.

Battle for the Planet of the Apes poster
No. 9

Battle for the Planet of the Apes 1973

No. 9. The least of the 70s movies and visibly the cheapest, more or less a hand-to-hand-combat war movie. Amanda didn't finish it.

Planet of the Apes poster
No. 10

Planet of the Apes 2001

Last. Tim Burton's remake, the consensus worst. It ends Burton's 15-year heater and, per Sean, he basically never makes another good movie for years, redeemed only by the ludicrous 'Ape Lincoln' final minute.

Also mentioned raised along the way

Touchstones for 'Kingdom' Star WarsApocalyptoAvatarAvatar: The Way of WaterThe Book of EliContagion

Wes Ball before the apes The Maze RunnerDivergentThe Hunger Games

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